Showing posts with label JOKE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JOKE. Show all posts

Thursday, 19 February 2015

Tuesday, 14 October 2014

Joke Of The Day By GQ 234.COM

         

         John : “I want my money now!”
      Kofi : I’ll kill myself so that I wont pay you
*he pulled a gun and shot himself dead*
John : “hahaha….. If you think you will get
away with my money then you are wrong, I
will follow you until you pay me
*he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well*
Akpos : Was watching from a distance he laughed n said
“these guys are funny, I want to watch this till the end”
…. he also took thegun and killed himself!
SO IF U WANT 2 KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT,
U KNOW WHAT 2 DO….
HAHA!
HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING YOUR DAY?

Friday, 26 September 2014

JOKE OF THE DAY By Eric Ojemba



 
Girlfriend: Hey
Boyfriend: Who's Hey? Don't ever call me that.
Girlfriend: Sorry! My Love, how are you doing?
Boyfriend: I'm Fine! And You?
Girlfriend: I'm fine, but I need something
from you...


Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Sweetie please could you SEND me
15k?
Boyfriend: 15k for what?
Girlfriend: 5k for my clothes, 7k for my hair
+nails and 3k for my shoes..
Boyfriend: Awww sure my love, here...
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k,
k .
Count it, its complete and take this extra 2k.
k,
k
that's for your perfume. I love you